Was that the front door or the back door?. Q. You will sure find them funny, or were not Humoropedia.com. So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? 9. Copyright 1979 - 2022. The redhead wished to be back home. See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" You know what, go ahead and tell it. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. Big Red Truck! Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. frustrated? The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, What do you think youre doing? There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back. Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving. After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, Arent you going to arrest me?, She replied, Cause I was drinking and driving!, The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, We cant arrest you if youre driving while drinking water!. To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet. A. ! he yelled. Check out one of our fresh locations at Laugh Factory San Diego! A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote! Blondes Offended by Blonde Jokes IX. The doctor asked, What happened to your ear? The blonde replied, I was ironing and the phone rang. So, they dont wake up the sleeping pills. She stuck her head out and said, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. Luckily, a genie just happened to pass by on his flying carpet. Hence, we are often presented with two choices: forcefully set aside time or find a less tasking substitute. Where?. I was convicted of shoplifting hair dye and a judge sentenced me to retell that joke over and over in bars.. The doctor then asked, Well, what happened to the other ear? The s*cker called again!, A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. You copied Jims paper including his name., So this blonde got into a horrible accident but she got out of the car and was fine and was waiting for someone to come help. "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. A blonde was driving down a hi. "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money ? exclaimed the dentist. There Was A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead. A: Gifted! There are three blondes who are on a road trip. After thinking for a while, the redhead said, Altho Ill be dumber, I want to be blonde; they have more fun. And so she turned blonde. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. In this video, Emo Charlie performs dumb blonde jokes in the most hilarious manner possible. "It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries. Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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